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Earth Hour

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Some years ago, when Ms Gillard was Prime Minister, I served as the Chairman of the National Capital Authority, the body charged with planning for and managing the ‘national capital’ elements of Canberra. In my mail one day came a message from the Government that all government buildings were to observe Earth Hour by switching off all the lights for the set period. I was astonished. ‘You mean, we have to do this, even if we are working at the time?’ I asked our CEO. (Yes, we might well have had people working at night.) He nodded. I said it…

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And a Merry Christmas to all

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This is my last post for the year — a phrase my wife says needs a trumpet call, which would be the case had I capitalised the phrase. Ordinary transmission will resume on Monday 6 January. What a year it has been. What other year saw Australia have three Prime Ministers within a few months? The last was 1945, when John Curtin died, to be followed in an interim way by his Deputy Frank Forde, before the Labor Caucus elected Ben Chifley as the new PM. And there were two similar earlier years in my lifetime, 1941, when Menzies, Fadden,…

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How to write a bad philosophy essay (indeed, a bad essay in anything)

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This lovely spoof came to me from a website in South Africa, but the well-published author is at the University of Sheffield, where you can find out about him on his own website. After reading his advice I reflected that I was not the only pedant in the world! HOW TO WRITE A CRAP PHILOSOPHY ESSAY: A BRIEF GUIDE FOR STUDENTS James Lenman (Sheffield University) Always begin your essay along these lines: “Since the very dawn of time the problem of free will has been considered by many of the greatest and deepest thinkers in history.” Always end your essay…

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Does ‘Climate Change’ have a funny side?

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Things that are deadly serious don’t make for easy humour. Jokes and church don’t meld well. I’ve been interested in the phenomenon of political jokes for a long time, and have done a post or two about them. Global warming, more recently known as ‘climate change’, has a churchy sort of feeling to it, and in the past all the jokes were against the deniers — well, nearly all of them: ‘According to a new U.N. report, the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted. Which is pretty bad when they originally predicted it would destroy the planet.’…

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Gough Whitlam is 97

By | Education, History, Humour, Other, Politics, Society | 5 Comments

Gough was 97 yesterday. I first met him in the early 1960s, when I was a PhD student at the ANU,  spending a good deal of time at Parliament House. In 1967 I started writing the Monday leader (editorial) for the Canberra Times, and not long after that, to share a weekly column with Geoff Sawer, Professor of Law at the ANU. He decided to leave that work to me in 1968, and thereafter, until I stopped writing weekly columns in 1983 (by then for the much-lamented National Times), federal politics and its stars were very much my interest.  Gough Whitlam was…

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More humour from the former Soviet Union

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I devoted a light-hearted Saturday post to some Soviet-era humour a little while ago, and there was a modest clamour for more. So here is a little more, collected in the late 1980s. In Russian, such jokes were called ‘anekdoti‘ and, if you’ll forgive the pun, were no laughing matter. In the former East Germany you could be jailed for listening to one, and draw a longer sentence for telling one. As a joke of the time went, Polish and Hungarian leaders liked to collect the jokes about themselves, while the East Germans liked to  collect the people who told…

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Academic writing

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Cleaning up in the loft, I came across a file I started many years ago that contained both awful examples of academic language and writing, and some delicious spoofs of same. A Saturday post seemed the right environment in which to share some of the jewels. I should start by reminding readers that as an undergraduate one is trained in ‘the essay’, and as one progresses towards the award of the degree, the essay becomes longer, more laden with scholastic apparatus, and increasingly heavy. It oughtn’t to be like this, but it is. PhD theses are leaden, and so are…

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Not Everyone Knows This

By | Education, Environment, Health, History, Humour, Language, Other | 3 Comments

I have kept a file of of oddities and quiddities for many years, and the importance of science today means that is now time that I shared this gem of research and science with you.  It comes from the September 1968 Newsletter of the Royal Australian Historical Society, a completely blameless and virtuous academic journal. Its headline for this piece was ‘Instant Folklore’, and it gave its source as the London Daily Mirror. What follows is the text. The American weekly magazine Saturday Review has made history, 2300 years after it didn’t happen. On 5 August 1961, a columnist cracked a joke…

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The jokes of the former Soviet bloc

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Coincidences are funny things. Yesterday I read an old joke from Stalin’s time: Stalin has lost his pipe, and sends off Lavrenti Beria, the head of the KGB, to find it. A day later Stalin summons Beria to tell him that he has found the pipe, which had fallen into his boot. ‘But Comrade Stalin,’ expostulates Beria,’ I have already found five prisoners who have confessed to stealing it!’ The day before I heard another joke from a somewhat later period. ‘Why don’t Hungarian workers work?’ ‘Well, the working class is now, under Communism, the ruling class, and the ruling…

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The Internet as a forum for discussion

By | Climate Change, Economy, Education, Environment, History, Humour, Media, Politics, Religion, Research, Society | One Comment

In the field of ‘climate change’, which has been an abiding interest of mine for several years now, there is a sharp division between researchers and the lay public. Researchers insist that peer-reviewed journals are the only place in which serious discussion should take place, and by and large they simply avoid the Internet.  The rest of us can usually read the articles, unless they are behind a paywall, but can’t take part in the discussion, which requires the capacity to write articles that can be published there. So, by and large, the Internet is the place where furious discussion…

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